corcordium:

“I’ve changed. Travelling the world changes you.”

What superpower would you like then?

I came up with one. I’d be Bullshit Man. There’s so many meetings going on where you know people are bullshitting. I’d just like walk in- I won’t need a special costume- just dressed like this and I’d fly in, I’d go “bullshit!” You’re talking bullshit” and they’d go “aw, it’s Bullshit Man.” “Yeah, it’s Bullshit Man. You’re talking bullshit” and eventually people would stop talking shit.