Parks and Recreation - 3x10 - ‘Soulmates’
(Source: scullaaay)
AMY: I like meeting famous people I’ve never met because I always call them by their first and last name. I’m always like, “Oh, hello, nice to meet you Julianna Margulies.” Like I always say their first and last name. And Julianna Margulies is so cool and nice, but the whole time I just kept wanting to touch her little shoulders and I was like “STOP!” She was in front of me and she has petite shoulders. She has tiny, beautiful, milky shoulders and I just wanted to grab them.
(Source: tyrion-lannister)
Jimmy: He [Will Arnett] told a story that I think is funny to all of us but may not be as funny to you about how he has become even more addicted to his Xbox than he was before you had the child.
Amy: Yeah, isn’t that weird? You’d think you’d have less time. But no, he has found a way to carve out some more time to kill some more Germans. You know what’s attractive? Walking upstairs at midnight and your husband is bathed in a blue light and he’s screaming at his friends telling them to get down. He wears headphones now so as not to disturb me. He’ll look at me and he has no idea who I am and he scans my face like a Terminator. Then he realized that I’m not someone he’s supposed to kill.
Has something changed in the last 5 or 10 years for women in comedy? ‘Cause there used to be this myth that women can’t be as funny as men.
Amy: Ugh, this question is boring.
“I remember Amy being three months pregnant at the end of 19 weeks of shooting, and it’s 11:30 at night and everyone’s starting to feel it and Amy will improvise an extemporaneous rap about the crew and go around punching people. She’s the head cheerleader and the quarterback of the team at the same time.” — Nick Offerman (x)