that was pretty fucking ninja
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I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a baby, you’re gonna be careful, you won’t drop it.” Well, every time I hold my iPhone, I’m very careful, I drop it all the time. And lets be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies. I’m not gonna drop a baby and lose all my contacts.

I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a baby, you’re gonna be careful, you won’t drop it.” Well, every time I hold my iPhone, I’m very careful, I drop it all the time. And lets be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies. I’m not gonna drop a baby and lose all my contacts.

(Source: daisybuchanans)

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