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incompleting: thatweirdofangirl: At this point I don’t even understand my own life choices. I. AM. GOING. TO. DIIIIIEEEE.

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hemsworth family reunions

liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure

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“The best part was him holding an icepack up to his head and rubbing my back,...”

– Jennifer Lawrence - On giving Josh Hutcherson a concussion (x)

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aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...

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dont like people or you will get feelings and die

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magneticpie replied to your post: do you ever have to take a break every three… what fic are you reading?! i’m just rereading some of my face brad/ray fics because IDK IT’S JUST BEEN THAT KIND OF DAY and ugh these feels take it out back and shoot them

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do you ever have to take a break every three minutes when reading fic because it feels like you’re going to crawl out of your skin or implode in a good way

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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). 
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) 
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. 
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) 
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) 
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
 Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
 ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) 
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. 
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) 
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) 
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) 
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
 Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) 
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
 You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) 
A: Only at Christmas.