May 2013
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karkaties:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
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dakotawhatever:
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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obliteratedheart:
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
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endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
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First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
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